Honest Planning for Unreal Days
I’m Mary—founder of Poppycock Planning, wedding wrangler, timeline enforcer, and occasional bringer of tough love (in a chic blazer).
I started this business for one reason: I was tired of watching couples get overwhelmed, overcharged, and over it before their wedding day even arrived. This industry is filled with a lot of fluff, pressure, and Pinterest perfectionism—and frankly, a lot of poppycock. I’m here to cut through that.
You want a wedding that feels like you. I’m here to make it happen—with humor, heart, spreadsheets, and a reality check or two when needed.
If you want a planner who’ll sugarcoat everything… I’m probably not your girl.
But if you want someone who will have your back, your bouquet, and your bar schedule memorized—you’re in the right place.